We celebrated St. Patrick’s Day earlier with friends. It’s always more fun that way. I cooked a boiled dinner of corned beef, cabbage, carrots, and potatoes. I also made apple pie with ice cream.
I hope you had a fun day with plenty of family, friends, tasty food, drink, and conversation. Here are some clean Irish jokes.
These short Irish jokes are simple, clever, and easy to remember:
- “What’s Irish and comes out in Spring? Paddy O’Furniture.”
- “Why do Irish golfers carry an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one!”
- “What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off walls? Rick O’Shea!”
- “How do you recognize an Irish pirate? He has a shamrock and roll!”
For quick laughs among adults, these short Irish jokes are perfect:
“How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two—one to hold the bulb and one to drink until the room spins.”
“How does an Irishman propose? ‘You’re grand, so you are.’”
“Why do Irishmen never get lost? They always follow their noses—right to the pub!”
“I told my Irish mate to stay away from the kettle. He said, ‘Why? Does it boil too quickly?’”
“Why don’t you iron four-leaf clovers? You don’t want to press your luck!”
“I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!”
Do you have some funny Irish jokes to share. I would love to hear them – just the clean ones, please.
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Good ones!
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You had me at Rick O’Shea, as I never heard that before…. Hope your St. Patrick’s Day celebrating was a feast-a-full! ❤
It was! Hope you had a Green Day too! 🥰☘️