Sally G. Cronin shares some chuckles to start your week on a light note. Thanks for the laughs Sally! 🙂
‘Waiter, are you sure this lobster is fresh?’
‘Yes sir, it walked here from the beach this morning.’
The customer gave it another sniff. ‘Well I think it must have trod in something on the way.’
A travel agent looked up from his desk to notice an old lady and man peering in the shop window at the posters showing exotic locations around the world. The agent had enjoyed a very lucrative week and seeing the shabby nature of the couple looking in the window he decided to extend his luck to them.
He beckoned them into his office and sat them both down. ‘I know that it must be very difficult on a pension to spare money for a lovely holiday, so I am going to send you off to the Canary Islands for two weeks at my expense.’
He handed over two airline tickets and a voucher for…
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